MAJOR: UNDECLARED
HOMETOWN: BERNARDSVILLE, NJ
Describe yourself in a couple sentences for the readers.
5’11 blue-eyed male of medium build, last seen fleeing the local TJ-Max after he realized he was singing out loud with the Ariana Grande song playing over the speakers.
What is your favorite aspect of Fordham and why?
It has all the city feels of NYU/Lincoln Center, with only half the piercings and sexuality. Also, I couldn’t get into Columbia.
If there was one thing about Fordham you could change what would it be?
Make meat an option at the sushi bar. But, on a more serious note: rename it Eddie’s Lawn
What is your favorite thing to do in New York City?
Travel to one of the rougher streets in the city and just walk down it. Previous expeditions have included Broadway and Park Ave.
What is something about you that not many people know?
I’m actually two miniature poodles stacked upon each other.
What is your favorite class at Fordham?
Upper-middle.
What is a personal goal you already have or would like to accomplish over your four years here?
Complete the core.
What show, food, artist or movie would you consider your “guilty pleasure”?
All three are Prince: with the movie and food being purple rain.
What is your favorite movie and why?
The Graduate…no joke there I just think that’s a really great movie
What is your favorite album released in 2013?
Self-produced album that consists entirely of infomercial recordings
Do you have plans, career or otherwise, for post-college life?
No.
What activities, clubs, projects or organizations are you involved with at school?
Self-described FET cult-member. I did a show with TOP. And I currently am the news anchor for the Fordham morning’s television show. I also want to start/join a band at school, but I don’t think I own enough flannels/go camping enough for the folk scene to accept me yet.
If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?
A spoon and some hot fudge… wait, what was the question?
If you could go back to your first day at Fordham, what advice would you give yourself?
I’d tell myself to “GET IN LINE, FRESHMEN” psssssh.
